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The Worst thing about this ad: It's funny
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So, I am going to post the real hidden messages decoded after several months of research and 23.45 seconds of supercomputer processing. All the messages are intercepted by NSA and (as mentioned before) worked upon by many expert (& extremely boring) mathematicians and cryptologists. The concepts of cryptography used was probably too deep to be mentioned here, for you all are worthless mortals. (oops! There goes my 23.45% traffic) at Aug 2, 0000 there was a sudden surge in transmission of one particular message "Happy Friendship Day". Although the text was almost the same in all transmissions but the key was different in all cases... Here are the decoded messages:
- Sender: The Boy
Receiver: To his mate
Message: "HFD" via SMS
Meaning:
Hey there... Sorry to raise this topic again... we swore not to discuss this but u know me, i just wanna confirm that we are not gay right? I mean, you know... that was just one time thing... and we were drunk...! - Sender: Some Boy
Receiver: The Girl
Message: "Hey! Happy Friendship Day :)" via SMS
Meaning:
Hey babes! Would you like yo take this friendship to a different level, coz you treat me like I am your brother... and incest is probably not my thing! - Sender: The same Girl
Receiver: Some other Boy
Message: "hfd 2u2" by SMS
Meaning:
"Oh! you are such a good friend! Now I don't need a girlfriend anymore! I can bitch about my bf and his ex to you any time I want!" - Sender: The Girl's girlfriend
Receiver: The Girl
Message: "Heyyyyy Happpy Frrriendship Dayyy" via SMS
Meaning:
"Hiiiii... I wish you a happy and profitable Friendship Day ;) Why don't you get some more silicons this year??" - Sender: That other Boy
Receiver: 2 followers
Message: "Happy Friendship Day to YOU all..." via Twitter
Meaning:
"Please please reply to this message... I never get any replies... except that 'hfd 2u2' which looked more like an windows error code" - Sender: That same desperate boy
Receiver: 23 Online 'friends'
Message: Happy Friendship Day
Meaning:
"I wish she will read this and buzz - 'y0 my love! wassup! let's go on a date... will u?'" - Sender: That same desperate boy.... yet again
Receiver: The Girl
Message: "Happy Friendship Day" + A Fancy Gift via FedEx
Meaning:
"If you are even as smart as George Bush... you already know that a gift worth 500 bucks is not for just a friend" - Sender: Pervez Musharraf
Receiver: All the countries
Messages: "Happy Friendship Day" via ISDs
Meaning:
Actually... I don't know yet... It's just too confusing. - Sender: That blogger
Receiver: The readers
Messages: "Happy Friendship Days" via Blog
Meaning:
"I know the content is not good... but may be this message will touch your heart and you ll Cl!cK (Getting banned on adsense... is last thing he/she wants) that Ad on the right"
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The compulsory rules:
- Link to your original tagger(s) and list these rules in your post.
- Share seven facts about yourself in the post.
- Tag seven people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs.
- Let them know they have been tagged.
The Randomness
- Yesterday, for the first time in my 'IITB life', I went to CST for fun. I hate travelling and one of the most important reason that I went there was that Nikunj and Arvind bribed me. They said they will read my blogposts and digg them. :D
- The first thing I do on waking up (even before opening my eyes completely) is a F5 on gmail tab on my lappy.
- I used to write poems in my middle school, never tried it in high school, restarted it in Higher Secondary. I find poetry beautiful but boring, so the only I restarted it was to impress some people. :D
- Google Trends say that my all time top 3 searches are: (1) Mood Indigo (2) Mahatma Gandhi (Cult Council Work) (3) Google Calendar (I always forget the link's calendar.google.com)
- I prefer: Coding over Designing, My Lappy over Movie Theatre, Chatting over talking, Sleeping over Exercise, Knowledge over Fun, Sitcoms over Movies, Painted Portraits over Actual Photos, Sweet over Sexy, Winters over Summers, Friendship over Love.
- I can't understand fandom and celebrity importance. I am not (good wala) crazy about any person but Himesh Reshamiya, Ekta Kapoor and some others drive me (bad wala) crazy.
OK! So I was a little wrong: GOGGLE IS GOD!!! - My last dream: I got rejected (like in coupling: A no before the question) by 7 really awesome babes when I tried to ask them for dates.... then I, with my cousins and friends, went to beat them with baseball bats in Auto-Rickshaws(this was from Aap Ka Saroor >.< ). And I still had my lappy bag with me [:D].
The Victims
- Arvind - so that he restarts blogging
- Nikj - he can always add one random post to this random blog
- Antrix - this kid has always got something to talk about
- Andy - coz he's just awesome
- Vibhav - who's doing an intership and blogging about it
- Vipul - coz mind is over matter
- Astha - coz it's hello, hi and namaste!
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Ayush Baheti: Anytime!
[Basically, it’s the reason he’s always invisible… It’s the only way he can find visible friends on his chat list]
Nikunj Jha: Before any Mood Indigo Meeting… After walks
Arvind Kr. Singh: After trips to Crosswords
Antariksh Bothale: Just after he points out you used the word “fart” the way IITians use
Devanshu: Before Creative Team Meet
Vibhav: 11:45PM just when you thought the day’s over
Ritika: Before Data Structures assignment
Prashant Sachdeva: After you get(*lost) marks for quizzes, endsems
Shreya – If you are In Mood Indigo team (I have no idea…. I am just quoting what I heard :P )
Zibran – If you are in CS.
Mayank – After quizzes, Cult Com Meets, Endsems, CS296 assignments and after he's sets his status message to "XYZ" on "ABC.blogspot.com"
Anyone from Kota who starts with these words – “Aur Phodu?”
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About Me
- Mayank Singhal
- I just want a Nobel Peace Price, Some one told me that it's not that difficult. After all, I have already secured a Google Wave Invitation. On BTW I am a Comp Sci & Engineering Student, not that good at it but I can crawl and beg and make sad-puppy-faces... Believe me the last one can take you far! As you can see from my blogs, I am universally acclaimed for my uselessness (In fact people dont comment on blogs just to prove the uselessness of a useful comment system, actually they dont visit this blog at all... appending more uselessness to my already countably infinite uselessness.) Oh BTW, thanks for wasting your time reading this long paragraph. If I were you, I would have also been awarded Dumbest-Of-All Tag...